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Charlie · Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 1:33 pm Post subject:

Ejecting the core.............
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conor · Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2004 3:00 pm Post subject:

droppin the kids off at the pool....

launching a missile.....

throwin a brown dart.....
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Frosty · Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 11:58 am Post subject:

conor? Jew know when shite is stuck to the side of the jacks and you get pure pissed off? Did that in my gaff two theres ago...tis still there...nobody has complained though! RESPECT
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Frosty · Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2004 12:00 pm Post subject:

I just realised I wrote ....two theres ago! was ment to write two days ago

T-U-M-B-L-E-W-E-E-D
CHURCH BELL RINGING IN THE DISTANCE!!!
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conor · Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:37 am Post subject:

BONG

bongleweed?......

tumbleweed...
anyway.

yeah i remember that alright. you leaving the biggest skidmarks EVER (almost the entire poo) stuck to the side of the bowl on purpose, pure manky, i got pure pissed off, you put your foot through the wall.

savage.

maybe the lads in your gaff think its a new kind of toilet bowl freshener...
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conor · Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2004 4:18 pm Post subject:

yeah at band camp, (jury's hotel birmingham) frost used leave the biggest poos ever lodged on the side of the bowl. pure cling-ons.

he used to kick the wall when i was taking a poo aswell, just to freak me out, coz it used make the metal tolet paper holder fall down right in front of you and make this really loud noise.

so one time, at band camp, i was in the hotel room jacks, firing off a missile, and i knew frost was gonna kick the wall, so i took the toilet paper holder off the wall.

next thing, WHACK frost kicks the wall, ....no sound of the yolk falling tho.

he trys again W_H_A_C_K....still no go.

so then he gives it one MASSIVE kick....still nothing.

i come outta the jacks, look at the wall................MASSIVE hole in the wall.

ME: ehhhh......frost? (point)

FROST: 'bollix'

funniest thing ever was telling the receptionist afterwads ........

frost made up the HUUGest most elaborate story EVER, receptionist didn't know what he was on about:

FROST:'howya, ehhh.....well, you see, we were late for a rehearsal there y'know,........ we are in the orchestra like, so anyway i ran into the shower, and then i came out and had a quick lie down, i was still really tired j'know, and then i acidentally fell asleep. [pause----awkward silence]

and ehhhhh..... me and conor, thats conor there, he's in my room, we were both asleep, well, not like that like, and then conor woke up, thats conor there, ehhh........ he woke up, and we were really really late, so he woke me up, but i got a fright..... so i jumped out of bed and ehh...slipped on my shoe and ehh......well......'

RECEPTIONIST: 'yes, sir?' (at this stage there was a crowd of receptionists listening to the longest and most pointless story EVER)

FROST: well.....ehhh....i kinda fell.... against the wall....and like, and put a huge hole in it....'

RECEPTIONIST: WHAT?!?! a hole in the wall?!?!? how big?

FROST: about ehh...... (draws a circle in the air with his hands, about twice as big as a rugby ball)

shouold have seen the look on the face of yer wan.

soooooooooooooo funny. 2 of the 5 receptionists were pissing themselves, the other 3 were just in shock.
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Charlie · Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 7:47 am Post subject:

That IS hilarious!!!

What about the time (at bandcamp) when you put a peg into Frosts trombone?
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Frosty · Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:28 pm Post subject:

The phantom logger first raised its ugly head in Holland with the big band in july 1997.
We suspected then that it was Nicky Kirwin!

sometimes I wonder though!!!

Actually in that trip was the first I fell asleep while taking a dump.

That was also the trip where Winnie lost her famous sandle.

Twas also the trip where me, Mick and Nicky were in Nicks room lying on beds breaking our Holes laughing, locked obviously, coz the light wouldn't turn off! next thing John O Conor walks it and starts shouting at us, giving us a bollicing. Broke our holes laughing in his face. He stood there for a a few minutes thinking "what the feck" then fucked off......spose you'd have to be there.

I left a story in the slash section there. savage
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Charlie · Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:13 pm Post subject:

I do about 2 poo's a day, rarely changes as I have pretty regular eating habits.

By accident recently i didnt poo for about 3 days, now all i am doing is pooing 24/7. Has that ever happenned to anyone?

ehhhh Frost......
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brenboy · Joined: 10 Oct 2003 Posts: 6 Location: Laredo Texas, USA

That's only happened to me once..................

When I moved to Laredo I had a "shite-load" of Mexican food (excuse the pun!) for the first few days, until I noticed I wasn't getting rid of any of it. When I stopped eating the stuff it all came back to haunt me for the next few days.

Mexican = NASTY bowel syndrome

Indian has the same effect i am told. Anyone care to correct that myth???
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Frosty · Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:44 pm Post subject:

Well...

Once. It was when I ate nothing but 3 McDs big Mack meals a day for about a week! first it was great. Mangla, savage dump, mangle, savage dump, mangle, savage dump for about a day then didn't shite at all for about 5 days. then Big dump to finish the toor, went back to Ireland.

Indian food.
Last year when I was coming home for Chrismas we went for a bass trombone "indian mangle (curry) night" and gatts obviously. Next day had to get up early to catch flight.

Woke up, rough, few farts, gasping, pisss, few pints of water, job, few farts, itch balls, jacks, sat down, just about to ripp clean in, looked left, no jacks paper. Fecit. Stood up, woke up girl house mates, Ah Howya "jew've any jacks paper?" Phoque off Frost. balls, packed suit case, walked 10 mins to tube with luggage, got on tube to heathrow during rush hour so had to stand all the way, running late, checked in , ran to gate fell asleep, woke up got on plane, passed out, got off plane in Cork, got spin home, legged it to jacks, r-i-p-p-e-d c-l-e-a-n i-n!
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steve-o · Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:23 pm Post subject:

You must have some savage loo up the frosty mountain to travel from london just for a dump! There's no place like home...

Frosty · Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:58 pm Post subject:

someone told me today that they read that there was this boy that had problems with his bouls or constipated or.....basically couldn't shite.... and he actually took a shite out his mouth! vicious
......imagine getting off with an old doll and having to take a shite!
imagine shiting out your gob! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ah ah ah ah a haha hahah hah aha hah ah ahha hah aha hah a that's actually fairly funny.
"hey man, you're talking some shite"
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steve-o · Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:57 pm Post subject:

I was sick as a dog the other day, puking and shitting at the same time. I must of lost a stone in weight. Wasting away....

conor · Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:52 am Post subject:

my brother accidental stood on one of our cats (called shitty kitty), and it puked and shat at the same time. funniest thing ever. it was grand afterwards like.
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