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conor
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Ian Paisley fell into a coma. he was out of it for 20 years. when he woke up Ian Jnr. was at the end of the bed.
JNR:"daddy! holy moley! your back!"
IAN:"thats right son. good to see ya. so eh....what's been goin on since i was out?"
JNR:"bad news daddy.....very bad news....."
IAN:"go on"
JNR:"well, ireland has become united, daddy..."
IAN:"aw feck it anyway...."
JNR:"there's more daddy"
IAN:"feck....go on....it can't be that bad"
JNR:"well......gerry adams is the president daddy"
IAN:"feck...thats really bad news....feck it all anyway.....c'mere, do you have any good news?"
JNR:"well....actaully yeah, rangers HAMMERED celtic the other day in the final, it was great"
IAN"Ah well that's nice to hear anyway....so what was the score?"
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JNR "Two twelve to four points"
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Charlie
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Would you like some more tumble with that weed sir?
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steve-o
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| Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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| On your own charlie, thats a class joke! |
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conor
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| Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:19 am Post subject: |
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cheers steve boy...that charlie's some gowl-monger.
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steve-o
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| He's a bit of a tall gobshite alright. Feckin spanner! |
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Charlie
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Lets settle this the old fashioned way............ a Joke off.
Right:
Whats another word for Portogese?
A veranda of fannys!!!!!!
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conor
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Whats the best thing about riding twenty three year olds?
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there's twenty of them.
(sorry bout that)
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steve-o
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| Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Thats feckin terrible. All previous praise for your jokes has been taken back. You suck at jokes. Big Style. |
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Charlie
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I concur
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conor
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ah lads
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Frosty
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feckin' pppiodo! pido pido pido!
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Charlie
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I concur!!!!
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conor
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how any babies does it take to paint a room?
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depends how hard you throw them.
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conor
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how many babies does it take to wallpaper a room?
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depends how thin you slice 'um.
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conor
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how many locked frosts does it take to cover a bedroom floor in urine?
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